Taqueria Jalisco - Oxnard

Well, as usual I'm back in Oxnard and this time at Taqueria Jalisco. By looking at the picture above, you'll notice there's no sign letting you know that its Taqueria Jalisco but, whatever- This is were I ended up.

When I went to the Taqueria Jalisco in Simi Valley, I loved it. I'm not sure if the two are related (business wise I mean) but if its as good as that place then I'm in for some high quality tacos.

Anyways, I walk in and discover that:

A: There's no posted/printed menu at all.

B: About 5 dudes sitting at one of the table's (including the guy who eventually took my order) watching Mexican telenovelas on the TV mounted to the wall. And I mean they were hanging on every freaking word.

C: By far the most disappointing, only 3 taco options. Yup: Pollo, Al Pastor and Carnitas.

Yes, its true, for the last few reviews I have stuck to ordering Pastor, Asada and Carnitas but I've been wanting to go back to trying other types of tacos and was planning on starting with this post. Also, who cares if there's no menu, I've obviously been to many a taqueria without any posted menu. I'm just nit picking at this point.

Alright, I sit at one of the tables and receive my order.

Pollo: Pretty dry. It was served up cut into cubes and appeared to have been seared on the plancha a bit. But all in all it was a boring cut of boneless skinless chicken breast probably seasoned with Goya Adobo seasoning or something. I don't know, I'd probably have a better time at El Pollo Loco armed with a bottle of El Yucateco.

Al Pastor: This was the standout of the group but it was just an average pastor taco. Nice flavor with the achiote but the texture was too tough and the feel in my mouth too dry.

Carnitas: Shredded with some pork flavor and some crispy fat in there but again, too dry. No juiciness to it whatsoever.

The one positive was the salsa; it was nice and hot, had a very strong, snappy heat at the front of the mouth. It was definitely a one trick pony though, it didn't offer any other complexities in flavor it just got right to the point. But I loved it that way and would have absolutely drenched my tacos with the stuff if I had the chance.

Well, as you can read this was not the most exciting place I've ever been to. Its also not overwhelmingly bad were I start to go into great (agonizing) detail about how shitty thing's were and such. In any case, I really can't recommend Taqueria Jalisco in Oxnard, There's just to many other options that are much better around.

2/5 stars.

Taqueria Jalisco (Oxnard)

345 South C Street

Oxnard, Ca 93030

Los Dos Amigos - Thousand Oaks

Well, talk about unexpected! I had zero intention of doing a review of Los Dos Amigos in Thousand Oaks. But a co-worker offered to treat me to lunch out in TO ( since we were going to be in the area ) and the only place we thought of was LDA.

The reason that I wasn't going to come here for the blog, was because its not necessarily a "taqueria" in the context of what I'm doing review-wise. I mean, I love the place and have been going there for many years but its the kind of joint were you sit down, get served by a waiter, has a distinct restaurant ambiance, etc........you get the picture. If I'm going on a date with the wife and we want to get a few margaritas, get some ceviche and have a nice time this is were we go in Thousand Oaks. Its the Anti-El Torito. Although, in LDA's defense, they do have a walk up window were you can order food to go...........nah, its still not a taqueria if you're paying $12.50 for a burrito.

In keeping up with these modern taco times, LDA has a section in their menu with a heading that reads: "Street Tacos". The plate comes with 3 tacos for $9.50 and you have the choice of a few different fillings. Obviously, this price is too damn expensive if you just want to grab some tacos and a drink. Again, Los Dos Amigos was not on my list for a reason- This is a restaurant price, your paying for more than just tacos in that number.

Am I only posting this review just for the sake of putting up a new post? maybe, but lets continue and see where it goes.

Okay, I go for the Asada, Al Pastor and Carnitas. They also serve you what seems to be an unlimited amount of chips, salsa and spicy bean dip while you wait. Both the bean dip and the salsa are quite good; the salsa is strictly for dipping purposes (in flavor, I mean) and the chips are deep fried and crunchy.

Asada: pretty boring. Yeah, the meat was almost flavorless and the texture far too rubbery. There's just not much more to describe here because that's all I tasted; meat that was not prepared correctly and probably not marinated. This was not the carne asada that dreams are made of.

The salsa that it was topped with was nice with a mild heat, no smokey accents but very tasty overall. It wasn't strong enough to cover up any of the flaws in this taco though.

Carnitas: Although the appearance of the carnitas was impressive, the taste, not so much. The meat was moist and shredded into thick strands but had no bold pork flavor the way I personally like. It was just average really.

Al Pastor: In this case, it tasted like they cooked up chopped pork, then threw it in a bowl filled with some kind of sauce that they believe tastes like an adobado/achiote paste used in al pastor. This failed miserably in trying to capture anything that really resembles al pastor. Plus, the texture of the pork was VERY chewy. Oh well.

Also, the tortillas were not oiled and thus not very pliable. That sucked too.

So, that's it. I know you must be thinking "what was the point of this stupid review?" I'm not sure. I love the place still, and will continue to go to there but in my humble opinion; the tacos aren't exactly the house specialty. Also, Los Dos Amigos has a legion of cliental that won't all of a sudden head over to Acapulcos or Cisco's ( because of this or any other review) anytime soon. Its a great place to have a drink and relax but for all you taco fans, this is not best. 2/5stars

Los Dos Amigos

1421 East Thousand Oaks Blvd.

Thousand Oaks, Ca 91362

Taqueria La Hermita - Ventura

Hi there! haven't posted anything in a month or so and figured today is as good a time as any to get going again.

Sometimes, there's a man, and sometimes there's a man who eats quite a bit of Mexican food. Since I categorize myself in the latter, I just had to step away from the tacos for a spell and take an extended break.

And when I mean "break" I mean I'm still eating plenty of  tacos except I'm not blogging about it.

Anyhow, today's post finds at me at Taqueria La Hermita in Ventura off Johnson. Its located in a large strip mall who's main attraction is a movie theater. The building that actually houses La Hermita, is like one of those food courts you'll find in a shopping mall. So the neighbors are dishing up all kinds of fare like: Korean food, BBQ, Hamburgers, a deli and so on and so forth.

You may be asking yourself if a taqueria located in a food court is worth the time to review. The answer is pretty surprising.

I order the carnitas, asada and al pastor and take a seat. Included with my order was a small bowl of complimentary chips and spicy salsa roja. The chips were thin and lightly salted and the salsa was pretty watery but had the strong bite and flavor of Chile De Arbol. Still, a little to watery for me.



Carne Asada: Very nice! really strong flavor, chopped into small bits but not pulverized into almost ground beef. Juicy too, with some crispy char after the extended once over on the plancha. Again, really good carne asada taco with a simi-crispy exterior and juicy/moist interior.

Carnitas: Again, gooooood; Juicy, moist and crispy throughout. In a shredded fashion with big time depth of flavor that lets you know you're eating pork. I've said it many times before, when it comes to carnitas the flavor of pork is not always there. But that was not a problem with this taco whatsoever; delicious.

Al Pastor: keeping with the theme of the other two, this taco was great. Again, the taquero/cook who prepared this really knew what he was doing. The pork was marinated and cooked quite well. Then, a nice re-heating on the plancha which gave it a beautiful blackened char all over while still retaining its moister. This added texture stood out in the flavor along with the strong notes of sweet pineapple and achiote paste. Nice.

All of these tacos came topped with cilantro/onions and the salsa roja I described earlier.  And all of them were really piping hot, I mean really sizzling. The tortillas were a little thick and rustic in taste plus lightly oiled. And again, really freaking hot.

Eating this quality of taco in a place like a strip mall food court was a big eye opener for me. The tacos were fantastic and if not for the salsa being the weak link here, they would most certainly get 5 stars. 

Most of the notable taquerias are loacted on the other side of town in Ventura. Don't fall asleep on this place though, if you're a taco fan, I highly recommend it. 4.5/5 stars.

Taqueria La Hermita

2950 Johnson Drive

Suite 131A

Ventura, Ca 93003